Sometimes stars are “just like us,” and sometimes they cut cucumbers like a space alien who crash-landed on earth and was handed a knife for the very first time.
On May 12, the internet had a field day over a scene from The Kardashians in which Kendall Jenner tries to impress viewers by making herself something to eat.
“Do you want the chef to make you a snack?” Kris Jenner asks Kendall in the viral clip, to which the model replies, “I’m making it myself. I’m just gonna chop up some cucumber. It’s pretty easy.”
After struggling a bit with her technique, which involves reaching over her knife hand to grip the opposite end of the fruit (CUCUMBERS HAVE SEEDS, FIGHT ME), Kendall admits she’s worried about cutting herself. “I’m kinda scared.”
Honestly, you have to just watch it for yourself:
Obviously, Twitter wasn’t going to let her live this one down. “Watching Kendall Jenner cut a cucumber is one of [the] most painful things I’ve ever seen,” one Twitter user wrote on May 11, while another pointed out that it really gives off Arrested Development vibes. “It’s a banana, Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?”